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Twitter Is Too Short

Twitter does Health Care Insurance? What? Does that mean I can Tweet my Gyno when I am in vaginal discomfort, and get a quote for a check-up at the same time?#drydwnthrere

Suddenly finding coverage became as easy as one, two, tweet-Introducing the Health Care Marketplace, the one-stop shop where there is coverage for everyone with anything. I just received 22 tweets on “How to stop vaginal dryness, during menopause”, perhaps I do not even need to see the Gyno now-I have all the answers I need from Twitter!

I am not one for talking, so tweeting my health care needs are a great option for me. When you think about it, going into your insurance office, looking someone in the eye and trying to explain-“I’m a healthy, middle-aged-menopausal woman but, I keep finding myself st anding in front of the open freezer door at night” I would rather hash tag#

Does that mean #price guarantee can find me a long-term care facility, when I start losing my car in the parking lot? Preferably one with a pool, maid service and a view over-looking the country side! Either way, I am in! I want to tweet r andom quotes, to r andom people about completely private health issues!

How did we live before Twitter?
How did we live before Twitter?