As the saying goes “you can’t take the money with you.” In the spirit of those words of wisdom, here are three things you wish you could spend your insurance policy money on after you have passed on to the grave.
1. An Eternities Supply of Perfume- Because its going to get start smelling really interesting down there. This way if you are every resurrected, you can smell nice for company. Besides, you need something that will help keep the worms away.
2. Casket Insurance- 15 minutes or more with the God of your choice could save you 15% or more on casket insurance. The bottom line is you need to protect your eternal resting place. You never know when a flood or a n earthquake may damage your coffin. Is your casket in good h ands?
3. A Rubik’s Cube- Come on, you (or no one else) will never be able to figure it out anyways, you might as well kill some time. At least this will keep you busy in between perfume sprays and angry calls to your casket insurance agent about your all-too-high casket insurance premium.